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  • P [email protected]

    It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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    Thank you!

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      🌰 🄜 šŸ”©

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      Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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      • F [email protected]

        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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        Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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        • S [email protected]

          Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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          maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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          • T [email protected]

            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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            Fucking hell

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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              Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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              • L [email protected]

                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  AI says what?

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                    This is gold. Thank you.

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                    • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      AI says what?

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                      • K [email protected]

                        Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                        Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                        • T [email protected]

                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          • H [email protected]

                            Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                            Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                            • P [email protected]

                              Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                              Probably a research assistant

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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