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    🌰 🄜 šŸ”©

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    Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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      Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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        maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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          Fucking hell

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            Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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            • L [email protected]

              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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              Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                AI says what?

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                  This is gold. Thank you.

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                  • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    AI says what?

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                      Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                      Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                          Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                            Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                            Probably a research assistant

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                            • S [email protected]

                              Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                              Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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