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    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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    Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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    • S [email protected]

      Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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      maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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      • T [email protected]

        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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        Fucking hell

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        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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          Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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          • L [email protected]

            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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            Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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              AI says what?

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              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                This is gold. Thank you.

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                • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  AI says what?

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                    Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                    Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                    • T [email protected]

                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                        Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                        Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                          Probably a research assistant

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                          • S [email protected]

                            Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                            Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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