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    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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    Fucking hell

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      Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

        I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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        Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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          AI says what?

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            Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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            This is gold. Thank you.

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              AI says what?

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                Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                    Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                    Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                      Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                      Probably a research assistant

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                        Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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