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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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      Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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        AI says what?

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          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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          This is gold. Thank you.

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          • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            AI says what?

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              Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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              Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                  Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                  Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                    Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                    Probably a research assistant

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                      Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                      Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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