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  • L [email protected]

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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    Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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      AI says what?

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      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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        This is gold. Thank you.

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        • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

          AI says what?

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            Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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            Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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            • T [email protected]

              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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              • H [email protected]

                Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                  Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                  Probably a research assistant

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                    Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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                    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                      Ancient?!?!

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