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    Please don't do a blinded experiment

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    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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      "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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        I mean, sure in the sense they dint really taste like much.

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          this but in reverse
          brain no mor

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          Goodness me that is unsettling

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            Goodness me that is unsettling

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            Anime ain't right

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              Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                Why ask when you can find out?

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                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                  • r3d4ct3d@midwest.socialR [email protected]

                    wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!

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                    I imagine that's not the best place to find a sample of clean penises

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                      "Clean penis"? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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                      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                        Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                          Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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                          Mazel tov!

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                            Wat?

                            Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                              Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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                              So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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                                Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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                                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                  this but in reverse
                                  brain no mor

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                                  What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                    It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                                      mmm cockamole

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                                        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                        some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                          What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                                          It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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