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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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      Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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      Mazel tov!

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        Wat?

        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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          Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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          So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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            Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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              this but in reverse
              brain no mor

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              What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  mmm cockamole

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                    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                    some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                      What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                      It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                        It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                        Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                        • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                          I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                          Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                            God damn dude.

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                              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                              I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                                Why ask when you can find out?

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                                I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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                                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                  Your the expert, tell us.

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                                  • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Wat?

                                    Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                    How can you know for sure though?

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                                      Um excuse me?

                                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                        How can you know for sure though?

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                                        I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                                          mmm cockamole

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                                          I hate you, take my up vote.

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