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    Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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    Mazel tov!

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      Wat?

      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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      • I [email protected]

        Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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        So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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        • D [email protected]

          Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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          • P [email protected]

            this but in reverse
            brain no mor

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            What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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              It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                mmm cockamole

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                • L [email protected]

                  Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                  some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                  • N [email protected]

                    What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                    It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                      It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                      Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                      • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                        I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

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                        Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                          God damn dude.

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                          • T [email protected]

                            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                            I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                            • L [email protected]

                              Why ask when you can find out?

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                              I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

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                                Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                                Your the expert, tell us.

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                                • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  Wat?

                                  Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                  How can you know for sure though?

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                                    Um excuse me?

                                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                      How can you know for sure though?

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                                      I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                                        mmm cockamole

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                                        I hate you, take my up vote.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          Um excuse me?

                                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                          It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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