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  • I [email protected]

    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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    So... Avocado in one and a dick in the other...?

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      Does a clean penis taste different than clean skin??

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      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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      • P [email protected]

        this but in reverse
        brain no mor

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        What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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          It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            mmm cockamole

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            • L [email protected]

              Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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              some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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                It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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                  It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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                  Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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                  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

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                    Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                      God damn dude.

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                        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                        I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                        • L [email protected]

                          Why ask when you can find out?

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                          I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

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                          • L [email protected]

                            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                            Your the expert, tell us.

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                            • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Wat?

                              Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                              How can you know for sure though?

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                                Um excuse me?

                                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                  How can you know for sure though?

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                                  I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                                    mmm cockamole

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                                    I hate you, take my up vote.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      Um excuse me?

                                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                      It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                        mmm cockamole

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                                        I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                                          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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