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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      mmm cockamole

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        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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        some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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          What's the name of the show? Looks familiar

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          It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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            It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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            Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

              I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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              Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                God damn dude.

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                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                  I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                    Why ask when you can find out?

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                    I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

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                      Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                      Your the expert, tell us.

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                      • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Wat?

                        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                        How can you know for sure though?

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          Um excuse me?

                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                            How can you know for sure though?

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                            I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                              mmm cockamole

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                              I hate you, take my up vote.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Um excuse me?

                                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                                  mmm cockamole

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                                  I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                                    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                    • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      Wat?

                                      Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                                      Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                        They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          Um excuse me?

                                          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                          I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                          Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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