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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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        I’d volunteer for that

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        as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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          Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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            some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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            Altar boy?

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            • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

              I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct πŸ˜‚πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

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              I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                I guess you're* the expert.

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                  I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                  Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                    • a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                      not as chewy, either.

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                      what a day to have eyes

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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                          The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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                          Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                          • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                            It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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                            Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                              Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

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                              Oh god I'm close keep going

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                                I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                                Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                                  Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

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                                  You'd be surprised.

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                                    Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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                                    ☺️ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘‹ Happy pride!

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                                      No.

                                      My the expert.

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                                        I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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                                        Like a pp corndog

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                                          Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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                                          makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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