Avocado
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some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Altar boy?
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I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct
I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.
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- you + are = you're
I guess you're* the expert.
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I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
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The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
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not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
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Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
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The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
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It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!
Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
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Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I'm close keep going
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I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like
Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
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Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.
You'd be surprised.
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Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
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No.
My the expert.
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I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk
Like a pp corndog
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Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you've cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!
wrote on last edited by [email protected]makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.
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wait, so a “glory hole” is a tool for science? TIL!
Just don’t forget to bring your nachos
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Oh god I'm close keep going
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It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
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Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
