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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • S [email protected]

    I wouldn't think so. Thus, tacos aren't open-faced sandwiches. Of course, neither is a piece of cheese on a cracker, but that'll just further confuse OC.

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    Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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      That's ridiculous. The singular of ravioli is raviolo, a singular pop tart couldn't possibly be multiple ravioli.

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      Raviolo is a large ravioli

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      • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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        But... Isn't this a dash?

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          It's nice when as a society we decide whose lives matter and whos don't

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          Plant Lives Matter.

          Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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            Plant Lives Matter.

            Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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            Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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              Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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              Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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                That is six words.

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                  But... Isn't this a dash?

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                  pop•
                  tarts

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                    or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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                      Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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                      The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

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                        …which is a sandwich.

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                        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                          pop•
                          tarts

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                          The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                          Two part oars.

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                            It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                            Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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                              Pineapple banana pizza.

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                                Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                                There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                                A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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                                  It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                                  What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                                    What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                                    PB&J calzone

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                                      PB&J calzone

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                                      Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                                        A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                                        It's a sausage sandwich

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                                          Pineapple banana pizza.

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                                          Kiwi pizza

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