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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    Plant Lives Matter.

    Y'all are a bunch of plant murderders.

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    Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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      Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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      Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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        That is six words.

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          But... Isn't this a dash?

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          pop•
          tarts

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            or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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              Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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              The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

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                …which is a sandwich.

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                It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                  pop•
                  tarts

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                  The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                  Two part oars.

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                    It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                    Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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                      Pineapple banana pizza.

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                      • K [email protected]

                        Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                        There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                        A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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                        • A [email protected]

                          It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                          #166

                          What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                            What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                            PB&J calzone

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                              PB&J calzone

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                              Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                                A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                                It's a sausage sandwich

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                                  Pineapple banana pizza.

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                                  Kiwi pizza

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                                    It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                                    Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                                      Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                                        There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                                        Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                                          H2G2 is not funny.
                                          - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                                          Big Bang Theory is funny.
                                          - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                                          GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                                          Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                                          I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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