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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • M [email protected]

    Considering that you have about the same amount of brain power as a plant, I might just be convinced.

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    Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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      That is six words.

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      • T [email protected]

        But... Isn't this a dash?

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        pop•
        tarts

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          or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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            Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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            The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

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              …which is a sandwich.

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              It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                pop•
                tarts

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                The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                Two part oars.

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                • A [email protected]

                  It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                  Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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                    Pineapple banana pizza.

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                    • K [email protected]

                      Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                      There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                      A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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                        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                        #166

                        What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                          What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                          PB&J calzone

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                            PB&J calzone

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                            Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                              A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                              It's a sausage sandwich

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                                Pineapple banana pizza.

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                                Kiwi pizza

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                                  It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                                  Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                                    Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                                      There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                                      Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                                        H2G2 is not funny.
                                        - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                                        Big Bang Theory is funny.
                                        - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                                        GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                                        Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                                        I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                                          Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                          IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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