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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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    But... Isn't this a dash?

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    pop•
    tarts

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      or better yet "a raviolo is a pop tart"

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        Lmao, snowflake couldn't take a joke

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        The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one 😘

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          …which is a sandwich.

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          It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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            pop•
            tarts

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            The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

            Two part oars.

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            • A [email protected]

              It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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              Surely a it's pasty. A pastry pasty.

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                Pineapple banana pizza.

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                • K [email protected]

                  Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                  There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                  A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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                    It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                    #166

                    What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                      What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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                      PB&J calzone

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                        PB&J calzone

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                        Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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                          A hotdog is not a sandwich

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                          It's a sausage sandwich

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                            Pineapple banana pizza.

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                            Kiwi pizza

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                              It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                              Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                                Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                                  Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                                  There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                                  Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                                    H2G2 is not funny.
                                    - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                                    Big Bang Theory is funny.
                                    - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                                    GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                                    Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                                    I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                                      Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                      IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                                        Cats are better than dogs

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                                        People shouldn't keep pets

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                                          Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                                          This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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