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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • K [email protected]

    Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

    There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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    A vanilla soy latte is a bean soup.

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    • A [email protected]

      It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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      #166

      What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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        What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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        PB&J calzone

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          PB&J calzone

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          Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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          • W [email protected]

            A hotdog is not a sandwich

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            #169

            It's a sausage sandwich

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            • M [email protected]

              Pineapple banana pizza.

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              #170

              Kiwi pizza

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                It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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                #171

                Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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                  Punishment is ineffective long-term

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                    There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                    #173

                    Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                    • P [email protected]

                      H2G2 is not funny.
                      - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                      Big Bang Theory is funny.
                      - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                      GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                      Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                      I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                      • J [email protected]

                        Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                        IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                        • L [email protected]

                          Cats are better than dogs

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                          People shouldn't keep pets

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                          • N [email protected]

                            Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                            This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                            • W [email protected]

                              Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                              That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                              • J [email protected]

                                Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                                I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                                  AI is a great invention

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                                    "Hey, wanna fight?

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                                      https://cuberule.com/

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                                      Yep, steak is a salad.

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                                        If you like XMPP: Matrix has terrible metadata issues and centralization issues and is funded by a pro-Israel VC funds.

                                        If you like Matrix: XMPP is old, outdated software with broken, fragmented encryption schemes, broken group chats, zero leadership and a community going in 8 different directions at once

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                                          AI is a great invention

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                                          Agree, AI will be a human's greatest invention if we use them at the correct places. LLM IS NOT AN AI

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