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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • P [email protected]

    What about Uncrustables (also raviolis, btw. obviously)

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    PB&J calzone

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      PB&J calzone

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      Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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      • W [email protected]

        A hotdog is not a sandwich

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        It's a sausage sandwich

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        • M [email protected]

          Pineapple banana pizza.

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          Kiwi pizza

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          • A [email protected]

            It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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            Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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              Punishment is ineffective long-term

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              • K [email protected]

                Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

                There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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                Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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                • P [email protected]

                  H2G2 is not funny.
                  - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                  Big Bang Theory is funny.
                  - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                  GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                  Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                  I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                  • J [email protected]

                    Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                    IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                    • L [email protected]

                      Cats are better than dogs

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                      People shouldn't keep pets

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                      • N [email protected]

                        Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                        This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                        • W [email protected]

                          Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                          That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                          • J [email protected]

                            Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                            I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                              AI is a great invention

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                                "Hey, wanna fight?

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                                  https://cuberule.com/

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                                  Yep, steak is a salad.

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                                    If you like XMPP: Matrix has terrible metadata issues and centralization issues and is funded by a pro-Israel VC funds.

                                    If you like Matrix: XMPP is old, outdated software with broken, fragmented encryption schemes, broken group chats, zero leadership and a community going in 8 different directions at once

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                                    • J [email protected]

                                      AI is a great invention

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                                      Agree, AI will be a human's greatest invention if we use them at the correct places. LLM IS NOT AN AI

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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                                        raviolus

                                        Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure all first year students learn that one at Hogwarts.

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                                        • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                                          https://trademarks.justia.com/854/44/pop-85444103.html apparently it's the canon name and I hate that.

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