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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • A [email protected]

    PB&J calzone

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    Would be a good offering at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

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      A hotdog is not a sandwich

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      It's a sausage sandwich

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      • M [email protected]

        Pineapple banana pizza.

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        Kiwi pizza

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        • A [email protected]

          It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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          Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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            Punishment is ineffective long-term

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            • K [email protected]

              Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

              There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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              Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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              • P [email protected]

                H2G2 is not funny.
                - Why, I could even start a second fight:
                Big Bang Theory is funny.
                - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
                GNU is bloated beyond belief.
                Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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                I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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                • J [email protected]

                  Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                  IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                  • L [email protected]

                    Cats are better than dogs

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                    People shouldn't keep pets

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                      Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                      This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                      • W [email protected]

                        Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                        That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                        • J [email protected]

                          Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                          I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                            AI is a great invention

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                              "Hey, wanna fight?

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                                https://cuberule.com/

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                                Yep, steak is a salad.

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                                  If you like XMPP: Matrix has terrible metadata issues and centralization issues and is funded by a pro-Israel VC funds.

                                  If you like Matrix: XMPP is old, outdated software with broken, fragmented encryption schemes, broken group chats, zero leadership and a community going in 8 different directions at once

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                                    AI is a great invention

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                                    Agree, AI will be a human's greatest invention if we use them at the correct places. LLM IS NOT AN AI

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                                      Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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                                      raviolus

                                      Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure all first year students learn that one at Hogwarts.

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                                      • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                                        https://trademarks.justia.com/854/44/pop-85444103.html apparently it's the canon name and I hate that.

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                                        • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                                          The symbol you used, "•" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "·" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "·" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                                          Two part oars.

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                                          I think you're over-complicating the very obvious answer the brand is trying to convey: it's clearly read as "two part oars".

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