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Good morning, please have a thought you probably never had before.

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  • W [email protected]

    A hotdog is not a sandwich

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    #169

    It's a sausage sandwich

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    • M [email protected]

      Pineapple banana pizza.

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      #170

      Kiwi pizza

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      • A [email protected]

        It's technically a calzone. Sandwiches aren't closed on the sides.

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        #171

        Uncrustables are. And a calzone is most definitely a sandwich!

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          Punishment is ineffective long-term

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          • K [email protected]

            Sorry it's actually a lasagna.

            There are 3 foods. There is soup. There is salad. And then there is lasagna. That's it.

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            Would spaghetti and meatballs be salad?

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            • P [email protected]

              H2G2 is not funny.
              - Why, I could even start a second fight:
              Big Bang Theory is funny.
              - EDIT: Wait, I have more:
              GNU is bloated beyond belief.
              Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.

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              I'm with you until thr eyebrows.

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              • J [email protected]

                Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                #175

                IDFK, people get real fuckin' weird about this shit.

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                • L [email protected]

                  Cats are better than dogs

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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #176

                  People shouldn't keep pets

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                  • N [email protected]

                    Steak is single layer meat lasagna with no sauce

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                    #177

                    This is infuriating, I will not have it. No.

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                    • W [email protected]

                      Pour milk first, then cereal.

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                      #178

                      That does make me angry and I have no idea why.

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                      • J [email protected]

                        Why are people downvoting us? Are open faced sandwiches such a controversial issue?

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                        I like to think it's angry spez not wanting good content here. He has a bunch of alts here that he has minions downvote with, while he stands over their shoulder micromanaging what they downvote.

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                          AI is a great invention

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                            "Hey, wanna fight?

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                              https://cuberule.com/

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                              Yep, steak is a salad.

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                                #183

                                If you like XMPP: Matrix has terrible metadata issues and centralization issues and is funded by a pro-Israel VC funds.

                                If you like Matrix: XMPP is old, outdated software with broken, fragmented encryption schemes, broken group chats, zero leadership and a community going in 8 different directions at once

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                                • J [email protected]

                                  AI is a great invention

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                                  Agree, AI will be a human's greatest invention if we use them at the correct places. LLM IS NOT AN AI

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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                                    #185

                                    raviolus

                                    Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure all first year students learn that one at Hogwarts.

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                                    • salamencefury@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      I think the hyphen in poptart is a bigger sin than the statement.

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                                      https://trademarks.justia.com/854/44/pop-85444103.html apparently it's the canon name and I hate that.

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                                      • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                                        The symbol you used, "โ€ข" U+2022 is the bullet, but what if the packaging is actually using "ยท" U+2027, the interpunct, which would suggest the product is actually called "poptarts" not "pop-tarts". Or it might be "ยท" U+22C5, multiplication, meaning we could simplify the product name to "2(pt)oars".

                                        Two part oars.

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                                        I think you're over-complicating the very obvious answer the brand is trying to convey: it's clearly read as "two part oars".

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          The fact that people care about animals and want less suffering in the world triggered you to provoke. But sure, I am the sensitive one ๐Ÿ˜˜

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                                          #188

                                          Being transphobic and ignoring pronouns does not make you a "tough guy", snowflake.

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