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  • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

    Where money?

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    Where Lambo?

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      $100 says this meme won’t get more than 50 upvotes

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      Found the successful person.

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      • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

        Where money?

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        Locked behind 100 upvotes

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Stock trading is for chumps.

          Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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          Mostly the second.

          Sometimes you hit the first then the second.

          People think they’re skilled when they’re just lucky and keep rolling the dice. Or they try and have a comeback and throw good money after bad.

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          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Stock trading is for chumps.

            Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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            I’m too scared to place bets that wild.

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              Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                  Stock trading is for chumps.

                  Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                  rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

                  Or both, if you're so inclined and/or incredibly prolific 🤷

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                    most people than gamble won't win, but only the winners get interviewed

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                    This right here. There's no survival bias like financial survival bias!

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                      Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                                 Ransomware Attack
                      
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                       Ransomware Attack
                      
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                        Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                        And wage theft

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                          Instead of gamble it should be “fraud” lol

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                          "Embezzlement" - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Stock trading is for chumps.

                            Try options trading. In 6 months you'll be rich or blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20.

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                            I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                              Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

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                                I was a futures trader for six months back in the roaring '90s, fortunately not using my own money. At the end of it all, I had exactly broken even -- less the commissions paid on all my trades. So for me it was like flipping a quarter except I was charged a nickel for every flip. Meanwhile my boss (whose money I was trading) was down $100K over the same time period.

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                                Did your boss end up blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20?

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                                  It should clarify that he's gambling with other people's money.

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                                  what idiot would gamble with their own money

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                                  • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    Did your boss end up blowing strangers behind dumpsters for 20?

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                                    No, he was rich enough that $100K (plus the tiny amount of money he paid me) didn't really mean anything to him. The amusing thing was that he was friends with a bunch of San Francisco venture capitalists worth hundreds of millions of dollars and he was just burning up with jealousy despite being worth millions himself and owning a business that paid him about $40K a month -- a state that any normal person would be thrilled with.

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                                      Lemmings was the best computer game of all time. Fight me.

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                                      Especially if you were heartless!

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                                      • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                                        what idiot would gamble with their own money

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                                        Go to any casino...

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