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    Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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    reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

    a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

    so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

    after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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      Is soaking still cool?

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        Did you know Alabamans refuse to have sex in the 'doggy style' position?

         

        They never turn their back on family!

        🥁 🥁 🛎️

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        • K [email protected]

          Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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          more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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            more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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            The Northerner mind cannot comprehend this

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              The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

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                Wouldn't cousin's be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

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                  West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                    more okay for having kids with, less okay for just fooling around with

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                    ... what

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                      ... what

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                      Did they stutter?

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                        Did they stutter?

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                        How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                          How is fooling around with cousins less ok than with siblings?

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                          Roll tide.

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                            Is soaking still cool?

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                            Ofc the occasional siblingly soak is still on the table. They're southerners, not animals.

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                              You're talking about people for whom "blood relative" and "potential mate" are a perfect circle in Venn diagrams.

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                              And usually the Americans, try to copy something they have seen in Europe. The beautiful stem circle from the Habsburgs got copied into whatever this is supposed to be.

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                                Wait, aren’t cousins more okay?

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                                Found the southerner in this comment section!

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                                  West Virginia. Mountin' Mama.

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                                  Country broad, take me home
                                  To the place I shoot my load
                                  West Virginia, mountin’ Mama
                                  Take me home, country broad

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                                    OMFG!

                                    That is Savage AF!!

                                    But completely true!

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                                      reletively yes but you still shouldn't.

                                      a 1st cousin has like 16% shared dna. half removed is half that. 2nd cousin is half of the half removed and it repeats.

                                      so 1st > 1st half removed > 2nd > 2nd half removed> ... nth.

                                      after a few steps in your percentage is already pretty fucking low.

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                                      All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                                        All humans have like 99.9% shared DNA with every other human on a planet. Hell we have about 50% shared DNA with a banana.

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                                        I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

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                                          Is soaking still cool?

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                                          Isn't that Mormons?

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