What do you call your production branch?
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Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.
You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently
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Production made me lol
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Looks like it died.
Live and let die?
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Uhh, Daddy, obviously.
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How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?
I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.
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nowadays, mommy
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Our development branch is "working", then we have specific dated snapshots where we run our datasets through our programs.
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Production made me lol
If you never pu5 anything into production then you never fail
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Production made me lol
it's a one way ticket to having "who's on first?" problems
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It's master3. Don't question it!
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What about
joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious. -
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Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.
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Uhh, Daddy, obviously.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I only push and pull daddy.
Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.
Both are great!
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Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.
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What about
joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.Joe who?
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It's
goshujin-sama -
“live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.
It's dead, Jim.
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Joe who?
Joe mama
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I only push and pull daddy.
Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.
Both are great!
I’d
npm run watchyou git push origin daddy -
What about
joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.
