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    I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.

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      ...drunk?

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      • sassyramen@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        My own honestly, I like the burning sensation

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        CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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          Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.

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            CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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            If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?

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              CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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              You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.

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                Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."

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                • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

                  Interesting...

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                  Can i get mine to go?

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                    I don't like coffee

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                      ...drunk?

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                      Full of whiskey.

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                      • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                        Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?

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                        welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                          welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.

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                          To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                            To be fair, OP did specify man dick

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                            ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                            Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                            • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                              Hot, strong and sweet like toffee

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                                HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH

                                rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer 😧

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                                  You don’t like coffee, right?

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                                    Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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                                      You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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                                      Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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                                        I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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                                          Up my butt?

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                                          A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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