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  • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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    #49

    Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?

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      You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?

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      Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.

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        I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.

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          Up my butt?

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          A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!

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          • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

            Can i get mine to go?

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            Hot & up my butt?

            Had to update my preferences.

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              Dark and bitter?

              Cheap and thin?

              Cheap and tasteless?

              White and sweet?

              Full bodied and hot?

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              • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                Dark and bitter?

                Cheap and thin?

                Cheap and tasteless?

                White and sweet?

                Full bodied and hot?

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                #55

                Flat and white

                Decaffeinated

                With whipped cream on top

                Single origin

                With pumps of brown sugar

                Warm....

                Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.

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                • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                  Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                    Cheap and prepared by slaves?

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                      Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.

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                      • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        Dark and bitter?

                        Cheap and thin?

                        Cheap and tasteless?

                        White and sweet?

                        Full bodied and hot?

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                        Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.

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                        • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                          I like my movies like I like my women.

                          A tight ninety.

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                            ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.

                            Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals

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                            What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!

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                              Up my butt?

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                              [email protected]

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                              • mr_satan@lemmy.zipM [email protected]

                                Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?

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                                ground up and in the freezer

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                                • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]
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                                  Boomer joke moment

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                                    Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.

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                                      Strong and bitter.

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                                        I like my movies like I like my women.

                                        A tight ninety.

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                                        With their own dentures?

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                                          Up my butt?

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                                          I'm just struck by those incredible blue eyes
                                          where even am I

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