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  • B [email protected]

    Not everyone has decent ventilation.

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    Specially this guy

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      Would you like me to analyze your ethical decisions and judge you publicly? I am certain we can find some unethical behaviors that you partake in every day that hurt the environment and the people around you. I don’t have time in my day. It’s just a really weird thing to pick out and have a moral battle with. It’s a personal choice. It’s an addiction. There’s plenty of bad people out there. The cigarette smokers are not trying to hurt you intentionally.

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      Would you like me to analyze your ethical decisions and judge you publicly? I am certain we can find some unethical behaviors that you partake in every day that hurt the environment and the people around you.

      I know there is and it is perfectly valid to judge me for those things, just like I am judging others for their hurtful choices. Im not saying all smokers are bad people per se, like I said I know a lot of them and thats a part of them I dont like just like there are parts of me they dont like.

      It’s just a really weird thing to pick out and have a moral battle with. It’s a personal choice. It’s an addiction. There’s plenty of bad people out there.

      That is some major whataboutism and Im pretty sure you know that.

      The cigarette smokers are not trying to hurt you intentionally.

      I know but that doesnt really make it better. People driving huge trucks everywhere dont do it just to pollute the environment or hit kids, but its still horrible on a greater scale.

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      • S [email protected]

        It was clearly a figure of speech

        Reading comprehension is one of the first things to go with acute lack of oxygen

        Should check that out with doctor, just saying

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        Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

        You sound like you need a cigarette.

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          It was the primary nail in my mother's coffin and her mother's coffin too.

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          Knowing that addictive tendencies are hereditary, I hope you are OK & continue to be OK.

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          • Z [email protected]

            There's still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It's entirely a routine at this point. I'm figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.

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            #148

            Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:

            The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.

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              Montezuma’s revenge

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                As a tobacco fiend I couldn't ever get into smoking cigs. The only time in my life I've smoked consistently was when I was extra depressed and trying to microdose suicide. Guess I'm lucky

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                • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                  This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.

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                    Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:

                    The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.

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                    I'm hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.

                    Sorry, that's insensitive.

                    Xenophallus.

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                    • R [email protected]

                      Gotta taper the nicotine down, even if you vape like a chimney out of habit, that way when you do try a cigarette again the nicotine is overpowering and gross

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                      True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.

                      I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.

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                        Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?

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                        Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.

                        If Bali Shag released incense sticks, I'd seriously consider purchasing them.

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                        • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          You're both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter's birthday party.

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                          You're going to have to call the police, buddy.

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                          • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                            Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

                            You sound like you need a cigarette.

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                            Talking about taking deep breaths...

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                              I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.

                              It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.

                              Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.

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                              This reads like a Pharma advert.

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                                Yes, smoking takes years off your life.

                                But they're the years at the end....

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                                  I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                                  Don't smoke kids.

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                                  • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                    Holy pearl clutching.

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                                    Lemmy can be so stereotypically "well actually" annoying. Any light-hearted whatever topic will be filled with douchenoozles pearl clutching.

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                                      I don't think people smoke because they feel like shit doing so, quite the opposite imo

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                                      • R [email protected]

                                        I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                                        Don't smoke kids.

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                                        Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

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                                          Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

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                                          I yearn for that strength. I'm sure I'll quit one day

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