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    Why do I always get the knob seat?

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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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        Excellent conversation starter:

        Where on earth did you get this?

        Is it safe to sit in?

        Are you sure?

        Wow, it's incredibly uncomfortable, isn't it?

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          What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause timmy hit the meth pipe and got inspired

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            Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.

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              Conversation starter

              Bruh, that is not the type of conversation I want to have in my living room

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                Why would you leave the handles on there? The whole thing was wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.

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                The one on the bottom right hand corner of the picture is the ankle smasher.

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                  What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause timmy hit the meth pipe and got inspired

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                  No kidding. Even if you didn't want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person.
                  Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that's without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.

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                    Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.

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                      Watch your knob around that knob.

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                        I would buy that and turn it back into doors.

                        They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
                        I could probably get one whole door.

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                          Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It's like a church pew, but worse.

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                          It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.

                          They really made bad choices here.

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                            That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.

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                              It is what? A-door-able?

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                                Why do I always get the knob seat?

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                                It’s ok, the base is flared

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                                  Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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                                  Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                                    So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?

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                                      Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                                        Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                                        Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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                                          Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                                          Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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