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    It is what? A-door-able?

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      Why do I always get the knob seat?

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      It’s ok, the base is flared

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        Which one of you animals didn't use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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        Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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          So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?

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            Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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              Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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              Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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                Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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                Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                  Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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                  The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.

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                    All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.

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                      Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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                      Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

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