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    Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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      Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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      Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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        Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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        Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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          Oh no, I hope I don't sit down and "accidentally" pop that doorknob in my asshole.

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          The one sticking out at foot level is insanely dangerous. You're guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.

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            All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.

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              Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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              Well, I'll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

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