'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio

[cheems@lemmy.world]

Symptom of fascism

[mpony@lemmy.world]

he's got "ring around the nostrils"

[clockworkstone@discuss.tchncs.de]

If only that feeling could be cranked up for him x 3 billion.

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Drugs and sleep have no effect on cyborgs

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Zuckerburg says "Today I ate a sandwich!"

Nobody cares.

But wait......the full quote was "Today I ate a sandwich......of babys!"

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

Considering trumps orange is sprayon.....that tracks.

[ramenshaman@lemmy.world]

It's an improvement over his last haircut

[zc3rr0r@lemmy.ca]

"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"

This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.

[rangerjosey@lemmy.ml]

Now that's an amazing headline.

[iopq@lemmy.world]

I have the same hair and it's fucking impossible

It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don't have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.

[nunar@lemmy.world]

Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don't know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.

[imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works]

I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.

[copd@lemmy.world]

ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against tUS citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022

Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000
Median American net worth is ~$192,000

I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.

So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine

Source: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-percentiles/

[gradually_adjusting@lemmy.world]

... You're on what list?

[acosmichippo@lemmy.world]

he's a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist.

[cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca]

To be fair, if it's personal and you don't want it out there, don't put it on anything on the internet.

[thegrandnagus@lemmy.world]

Meta goes far beyond simply scraping data you consciously send to them.

[postmatedumbass@lemmy.world]

This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.

[angrystego@lemmy.world]

It's ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There's no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.