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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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    This makes me wish we could use our AT Field.

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      *Furbiblically

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      BE NOT FURFRAID

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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        I need that mouth to open revealing another eyeball

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          Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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          Furbies exist in all stages of growth at all time periods they aren't confined to time like us mortals.

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            Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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            • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

              Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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              That's true. But a lot of Christians don't know that.

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                I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                  I will thus correct your statement to read:

                  ...ferbalicious.

                  Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    I will thus correct your statement to read:

                    ...ferbalicious.

                    Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                    ...and now Fergie's annoying ass song is stuck in my head.

                    Thanks.

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                      Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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                      FNAF Furby...

                      As if it wasn't terrifying enough already.

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                      • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                        I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                        See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                        Either way would work well though!

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                          See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                          Either way would work well though!

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                          Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                            Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                            Wait, actually, I think the person has fishnet stockings on, I didn't zoom close enough to see the first time.

                            Oh snap

                            Edit: either that or it's a pattern that gives that illusion to me

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                              I love how the legs are facing forward but the eyes are off to the side, like you're not even worthy of being gazed upon but you are still being observed

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                                Nice gams, Furby.

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                                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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                                  Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.

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