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    *Furbiblically

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    BE NOT FURFRAID

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      I need that mouth to open revealing another eyeball

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        Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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        Furbies exist in all stages of growth at all time periods they aren't confined to time like us mortals.

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          Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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            Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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            That's true. But a lot of Christians don't know that.

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              I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                I will thus correct your statement to read:

                ...ferbalicious.

                Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                  I will thus correct your statement to read:

                  ...ferbalicious.

                  Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                  ...and now Fergie's annoying ass song is stuck in my head.

                  Thanks.

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                    Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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                    FNAF Furby...

                    As if it wasn't terrifying enough already.

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                      I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                      See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                      Either way would work well though!

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                        See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                        Either way would work well though!

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                        Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                          Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                          Wait, actually, I think the person has fishnet stockings on, I didn't zoom close enough to see the first time.

                          Oh snap

                          Edit: either that or it's a pattern that gives that illusion to me

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                            I love how the legs are facing forward but the eyes are off to the side, like you're not even worthy of being gazed upon but you are still being observed

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                              Nice gams, Furby.

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                                Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.

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