Fox news trying to explain github.
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Go fork yourself.
Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja
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But then why use
Term: explanation
and directly below that
"Term"-- explanation
Oh my gods I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. It's so upsetting.
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Dafuq is an e-note.
An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
At least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.
Did they let a 6 year old write that up?
THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.
Or am I being trolled.
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Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.
Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
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But then why use
Term: explanation
and directly below that
"Term"-- explanation
And directly between those:
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Dafuq is an e-note.
A little less formal than an e-mails.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.
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And directly between those:
"Term"--explanation (no space after "--")I think
--explanationis the command line switch to output a brief summary of a git command. -
I'm convinced that's ment to get people riled up.
From Fox News? Couldn't be.
It's 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
They should just have said it’s “like email”.
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I'm almost more irritated by the use of two hyphens instead of a colon after the first definition. They just didn't give a shit really.
Well, – you see – a colon can never follow quotation marks, in traditional typography: only ever two hyphens~
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Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.
You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?
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Part of me is bothered by those explanations, but if I had to explain GitHub to a tech illiterate grandparent with that much screen space I don't know if I would do much better.
Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).
Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.
Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.
I think I even got the word count down.
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They should just have said it’s “like email”.
A series of tubes.
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You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply
unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
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You'd probably spell words correctly though, right?
Given historical evidence of my writing that is not a sure thing.
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This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
Fox Business*
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Why even bother explaining those terms if you only have that much screen space.
I haven't seen the news release, but I would hope they are explaining those terms because they are going to have someone on to talk about github and they were planning on using said terms
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At least they didn’t call it a suppository.
“GitHub just reached its 1 billionth suppository!!”
"Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."
