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      Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

      Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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        A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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          A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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          “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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            Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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              When the logger starts to ask real questions

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              • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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                Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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                • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                  “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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                  Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

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                  • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                    Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                    Dose nutz

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                    • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                      Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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                      Yeah, it's a very informal way of saying it.

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                      • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                        Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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                        "I'll hit you with"/"I'll stick to you"

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                          Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

                          Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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                          Classic OOP bloat.

                          OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                            A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                            I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                            Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                            “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                              A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                              This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I'd like some dark humor in my code base.

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                                Classic OOP bloat.

                                OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                                as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"

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                                • W [email protected]

                                  I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                                  Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                                  “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                                  So, you gonna ask her out?

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                                    Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

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                                      Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                                      No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

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                                        So, you gonna ask her out?

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                                        I have another screenshot where it just says "*Giggling*" so maybe

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                                          So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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