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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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    Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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    • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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      When the logger starts to ask real questions

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      • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

        “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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        Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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        • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

          “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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          Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

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          • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

            Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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            Dose nutz

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            • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

              Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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              Yeah, it's a very informal way of saying it.

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              • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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                "I'll hit you with"/"I'll stick to you"

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                • L [email protected]

                  Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

                  Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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                  Classic OOP bloat.

                  OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                    I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                    Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                    “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                      This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I'd like some dark humor in my code base.

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                      • W [email protected]

                        Classic OOP bloat.

                        OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                        as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"

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                        • W [email protected]

                          I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                          Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                          “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                          So, you gonna ask her out?

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                          • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                            Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

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                            • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                              Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                              No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

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                                So, you gonna ask her out?

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                                I have another screenshot where it just says "*Giggling*" so maybe

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                                • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                                  So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                  • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                    *you're misspelling habits

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                                    • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                                      Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                      // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                      Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

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                                      • kojichan@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                        Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                        // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                        Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

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                                        This is hilariously autistic sounding for a machine.

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                                        • W [email protected]

                                          I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                                          Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                                          “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                                          Sounds like Copilot pulled their programming socks WAY UP that day

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