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  • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

    “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

    johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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    • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

      “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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      Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

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      • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

        Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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        Dose nutz

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        • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

          Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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          Yeah, it's a very informal way of saying it.

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          • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

            Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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            "I'll hit you with"/"I'll stick to you"

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            • L [email protected]

              Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

              Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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              Classic OOP bloat.

              OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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              • F [email protected]

                A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                • F [email protected]

                  A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                  This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I'd like some dark humor in my code base.

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                  • W [email protected]

                    Classic OOP bloat.

                    OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                    as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"

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                    • W [email protected]

                      I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                      Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                      “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                      So, you gonna ask her out?

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                      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                        Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

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                        • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                          Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                          No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

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                            So, you gonna ask her out?

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                            I have another screenshot where it just says "*Giggling*" so maybe

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                              So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                              • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                *you're misspelling habits

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                                  Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                  // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                  Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

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                                  • kojichan@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                    Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                    // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                    Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

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                                    This is hilariously autistic sounding for a machine.

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                                    • W [email protected]

                                      I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                                      Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                                      “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                                      Sounds like Copilot pulled their programming socks WAY UP that day

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                                      • P [email protected]

                                        This is hilariously autistic sounding for a machine.

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                                        Qwen3, 8B BTW.

                                        It was a hilarious bug. XD. It was running in assistant/chat mode, while I was using it for embedding.

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                                          I was using phoenix and elixir right when Chat gpt came out and people were like "it'll take our jerb".

                                          I tried to get it to build a basic module that built a playing deck of cards. At first it looked OK, the basic layout made sense, but then I realised it called functions that weren't there, some functions were just empty, since logic was wrong and actually it was all around terrible.

                                          I tried to fix it with prompts and it got worse or implemented my suggestions incorrectly and was still broken.

                                          Ultimately it took a lot longer to get no where than if I'd just written it by myself. But I could see how someone with not much knowledge in the area could see the output and be impressed.

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