Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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Deathliest catch.
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exactly lol
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Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year
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They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
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Are you by chance Irish?
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Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!
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So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death
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Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful
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It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog! -
I guess that house wasn't abandoned
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How to get prescribed Xanax
Seems legit
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How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
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https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes
I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..
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Imma be pushed in a water heater
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I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
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https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.