13 skeletons
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This is why I instead opt to carry scrolls of damn near every spell 8th level or lower.
It's a little bootleg compared to a real Wish, but in average circumstances I can give Batman a run for his money on being prepared for literally any eventuality.
Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance
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the only hit point that matters is the last one.
What about the first 99 because your character has a CON of 18-20 and the Tough feat?
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So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.
I always saw those as something you made first and then animated, something that involved days to sculpt/construct.
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Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?
Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.
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Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance
RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.
I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.
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Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.
Why cart around a bunch of old bones when so many fresh sacks of bones willingly approach you? Some of them even follow beside you on your quests.
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RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.
I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.
Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?
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Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?
Little bit yeah. UMD is quite a bit more versatile than this though, ours is restricted to scrolls and requires a spellcaster check.
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Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?
Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.
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Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.
13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.
After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons... you reach Khali.
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Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.
Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.
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Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.
I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.
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Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.
Don’t animate my bones, bro.
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Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?
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Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.
Plasmoid says, "Ackchyually..."
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I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.
They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.
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Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?
To be fair a fighter can't beat that from a distance of ten miles, while eating dinner and having some snacks.
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They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.
Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps
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Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.
You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.
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I never regret fireball.
My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks
