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13 skeletons

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  • K [email protected]

    the only hit point that matters is the last one.

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    What about the first 99 because your character has a CON of 18-20 and the Tough feat?

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    • R [email protected]

      So what about golems then? Hopefully can be made from anything nearby.

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      I always saw those as something you made first and then animated, something that involved days to sculpt/construct.

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      • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        Never? Your Wizard wearing two Rings of Fire Resistance?

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        Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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        • E [email protected]

          Hmm, that works, but only for spells in your class list. That won't allow you to cast legend lore as a wizard, for instance

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          #33

          RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

          I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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          • N [email protected]

            Always bring a cart full of bones with you everywhere you go. You will certainly not regret having a cart full of bones.

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            #34

            Why cart around a bunch of old bones when so many fresh sacks of bones willingly approach you? Some of them even follow beside you on your quests.

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            • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

              RAW, yeah, you're right unfortunately. Our DM lets us make the DC check to cast a non-class scroll just like you'd make if you cast one too high level for you. Web searching tells me this is a popular homebrew rule.

              I may be making him regret that decision somewhat.

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              #35

              Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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                Isn't that killing the thief rogue subclass's use magic device ability?

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                #36

                Little bit yeah. UMD is quite a bit more versatile than this though, ours is restricted to scrolls and requires a spellcaster check.

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                • T [email protected]

                  Is there a requirement that there needs to be 13 skeletons readily available? Also, does it work on fossilized remains?

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                  Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                  • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                    Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                    #38

                    13 skeletons is the max. To raise more you need a Bonelord. 13 Bonelords and you need a Lich. 13 Liches and you need a Titan.

                    After 13 Titans, 169 Liches, 2197 Bonelords, and 28561 skeletons... you reach Khali.

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                    • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                      Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                      • bytejunk@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                        Is this just a meme, or not? I can't tell. I expect that as a proper, responsible tiefling pyromaniac, I'd always be touching myself - and occasionally casting Protection from Energy while I'm at it. Or keep Absorb Elements in my back pocket.

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                        I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                        • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                          Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                          Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                          • rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                            Fun fact: For a group of 13 skeletons attacking the same target, the probability that at least one of them crits is about 49%.

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                            Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                              Technically, everyone in the vicinity, has at least one skeleton inside of them.

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                              #43

                              Plasmoid says, "Ackchyually..."

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                              • trojanroomcoffeepot@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                I'll ask you to consider that not everyone plays Tieflings, or other races with fire resistance, as Wizards.

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                                They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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                                  Am i correct to assume that Crit would do 10-16 damage (depending on if you go with 5 on a hit or 1d6+2)? Of non-magical slashing damage?

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                                  To be fair a fighter can't beat that from a distance of ten miles, while eating dinner and having some snacks.

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                                  • K [email protected]

                                    They really should. Wizards light themselves on fire a lot. More of them should be dedicated to the art of fireproofing themselves.

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                                    Tiefling wizards out there telling all the humans and elves to pull themselves up by their fire proof bootstraps

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                                    • heavybell@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                      Another old shitpost I don't think I posted anywhere.

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                                      You’d need a cart or something to transport the skeletons to battle though.

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        I never regret fireball.

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                                        My skeletons have defective boomerangs for arms. Great art ranged attacks

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          Don’t animate my bones, bro.

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                                          You can use my bones so long as you leave a tip

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