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Priority seating indeed.

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    I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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      Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn't mean I'm obliged to perform his mother's duties.

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        I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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        Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

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          Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

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          Not sure how you can see the texture of anything under all that jpeg deep frying.

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            Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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            Pregnant and post-pregnant

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              I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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              Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

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                Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

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                Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

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                  Pregnant and post-pregnant

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                  Pregnant and postgnant.

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                    Pregnant and postgnant.

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                    That's definitely midgnant

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                      Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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                      Mpreg is really getting popular eh

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                        Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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                        Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

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                          Pregnant and postgnant.

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                          Pegnart and gregnant.

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                            Epstein Air

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                              A story in 4 acts.

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                                Pegnart and gregnant.

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                                Prreganté

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                                  A story in 4 acts.

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                                  Old age and piles, bad ending

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                                    So I need to give my seat to:

                                    • People with permanent erections.
                                    • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                                    • The pregnant.
                                    • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                                      Prreganté

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                                      Preganananananana

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                                        This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                                          So I need to give my seat to:

                                          • People with permanent erections.
                                          • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                                          • The pregnant.
                                          • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                                          I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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