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Priority seating indeed.

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    I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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    Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

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      Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

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      Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

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      • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

        Pregnant and post-pregnant

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        Pregnant and postgnant.

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        • serpineslair@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Pregnant and postgnant.

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          That's definitely midgnant

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            Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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            Mpreg is really getting popular eh

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              Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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              Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

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                Pregnant and postgnant.

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                Pegnart and gregnant.

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                  Epstein Air

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                    A story in 4 acts.

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                      Pegnart and gregnant.

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                      Prreganté

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                        A story in 4 acts.

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                        Old age and piles, bad ending

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                          So I need to give my seat to:

                          • People with permanent erections.
                          • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                          • The pregnant.
                          • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                            Prreganté

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                            Preganananananana

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                              This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                                So I need to give my seat to:

                                • People with permanent erections.
                                • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                                • The pregnant.
                                • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                                I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                                  I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                                  😂

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                                    I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                                    😂

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                                    That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                                      That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                                      How do you think he injured his arm?

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                                        1. Get erect.
                                        2. Get mounted.
                                        3. Get preggo.
                                        4. Give birth.
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                                          How do you think he injured his arm?

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                                          He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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