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Priority seating indeed.

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    Pegnart and gregnant.

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    Prreganté

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      A story in 4 acts.

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      Old age and piles, bad ending

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        So I need to give my seat to:

        • People with permanent erections.
        • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
        • The pregnant.
        • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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          Prreganté

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          Preganananananana

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            This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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              So I need to give my seat to:

              • People with permanent erections.
              • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
              • The pregnant.
              • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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              I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                😂

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                  I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                  😂

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                  That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                    That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                    How do you think he injured his arm?

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                      1. Get erect.
                      2. Get mounted.
                      3. Get preggo.
                      4. Give birth.
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                        How do you think he injured his arm?

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                        He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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                          I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                          😂

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                          You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                            You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                            Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! 😄

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