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Priority seating indeed.

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    Epstein Air

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      A story in 4 acts.

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        Pegnart and gregnant.

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        Prreganté

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          A story in 4 acts.

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          Old age and piles, bad ending

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            So I need to give my seat to:

            • People with permanent erections.
            • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
            • The pregnant.
            • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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              Prreganté

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              Preganananananana

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                This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                  So I need to give my seat to:

                  • People with permanent erections.
                  • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                  • The pregnant.
                  • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                  I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                    I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                    😂

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                      I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                      😂

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                      That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                        That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                        How do you think he injured his arm?

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                          1. Get erect.
                          2. Get mounted.
                          3. Get preggo.
                          4. Give birth.
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                            How do you think he injured his arm?

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                            He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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                              I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                              😂

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                              You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! 😄

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