Priority seating indeed.

[ziltoid1991@lemmy.world]

So I need to give my seat to:

• People with permanent erections.
• Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
• The pregnant.
• Those who're in the process of giving birth.

[lemminary@lemmy.world]

Preganananananana

[kolanaki@pawb.social]

This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

[d_c@sh.itjust.works]

I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

[gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works]

I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

[ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world]

That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

[klear@lemmy.world]

How do you think he injured his arm?

[callouscomic@lemmy.zip]

1. Get erect.
2. Get mounted.
3. Get preggo.
4. Give birth.

[gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works]

He injured it on his massive erection

[noodle07@lemmy.world]

You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

[gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works]

Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game!