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Priority seating indeed.

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    A story in 4 acts.

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      Pegnart and gregnant.

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      Prreganté

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        A story in 4 acts.

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        Old age and piles, bad ending

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          So I need to give my seat to:

          • People with permanent erections.
          • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
          • The pregnant.
          • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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            Prreganté

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            Preganananananana

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              This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                So I need to give my seat to:

                • People with permanent erections.
                • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                • The pregnant.
                • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                  I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                  😂

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                    I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                    😂

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                    That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                      That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                      How do you think he injured his arm?

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                        1. Get erect.
                        2. Get mounted.
                        3. Get preggo.
                        4. Give birth.
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                          How do you think he injured his arm?

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                          He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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                            I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                            😂

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                            You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                              You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                              Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! 😄

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