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Priority seating indeed.

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    Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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    Mpreg is really getting popular eh

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      Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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      Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

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        Pregnant and postgnant.

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        Pegnart and gregnant.

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          Epstein Air

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            A story in 4 acts.

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              Pegnart and gregnant.

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              Prreganté

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                A story in 4 acts.

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                Old age and piles, bad ending

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                  So I need to give my seat to:

                  • People with permanent erections.
                  • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                  • The pregnant.
                  • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                    Prreganté

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                    Preganananananana

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                      This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                        So I need to give my seat to:

                        • People with permanent erections.
                        • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                        • The pregnant.
                        • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                        I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                          I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                          😂

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                            I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                            😂

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                            That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                              That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                              How do you think he injured his arm?

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                                1. Get erect.
                                2. Get mounted.
                                3. Get preggo.
                                4. Give birth.
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                                  How do you think he injured his arm?

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                                  He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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                                    I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                                    😂

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                                    You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                      You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                      Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! 😄

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