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Priority seating indeed.

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    Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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    Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

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      Pregnant and postgnant.

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      Pegnart and gregnant.

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        Epstein Air

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          A story in 4 acts.

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            Pegnart and gregnant.

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            Prreganté

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              A story in 4 acts.

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              Old age and piles, bad ending

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                So I need to give my seat to:

                • People with permanent erections.
                • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                • The pregnant.
                • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                  Prreganté

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                  Preganananananana

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                    This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                      So I need to give my seat to:

                      • People with permanent erections.
                      • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                      • The pregnant.
                      • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                      I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                        I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                        😂

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                          I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                          😂

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                          That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                            That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

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                            How do you think he injured his arm?

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                              1. Get erect.
                              2. Get mounted.
                              3. Get preggo.
                              4. Give birth.
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                                How do you think he injured his arm?

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                                He injured it on his massive erection 😢

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                                  I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

                                  😂

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                                  You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                    You have a massive erection, do you mind if I use it as a seat ?

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                                    Here - I’ll lie down, and then we can play the helicopter game! 😄

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