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Priority seating indeed.

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    Just because the person with 2 injured arms is on the train, it doesn't mean I'm obliged to perform his mother's duties.

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      I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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      Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

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        Looking at the texture of the ink, I'm pretty sure this copy of the pic has been edited to add the pregnant belly to the last one.

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        Not sure how you can see the texture of anything under all that jpeg deep frying.

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          Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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          Pregnant and post-pregnant

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            I can't work out the 4 no matter how hard I bend my head

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            Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

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              Because it's an edited "haha sex" boomer meme

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              Why is Kevin Hart on that persons lap? -The Rock (probably)

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                Pregnant and post-pregnant

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                Pregnant and postgnant.

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                  Pregnant and postgnant.

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                  That's definitely midgnant

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                    Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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                    Mpreg is really getting popular eh

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                      Boner, Donald Trump, Pregnant woman, Shitting out a child

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                      Actually in order (assuming the second is a person holding a child they themselves birthed): antepartum, prepartum, and peripartum.

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                        Pregnant and postgnant.

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                        Pegnart and gregnant.

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                          Epstein Air

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                            A story in 4 acts.

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                              Pegnart and gregnant.

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                              Prreganté

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                                A story in 4 acts.

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                                Old age and piles, bad ending

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                                  So I need to give my seat to:

                                  • People with permanent erections.
                                  • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                                  • The pregnant.
                                  • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                                    Prreganté

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                                    Preganananananana

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                                      This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.

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                                        So I need to give my seat to:

                                        • People with permanent erections.
                                        • Pedophiles publicly abusing children.
                                        • The pregnant.
                                        • Those who're in the process of giving birth.
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                                        I thought number 4 was a person with a massive erection but it's tired and dangling. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

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                                          I’ve got a massive erection. Do you mind if I take that seat?

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