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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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    I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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    There was a king called “Cnut” - English/Danish name.

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      (Let's asume you have kids).

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      They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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        (Let's asume you have kids).

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        I don't get it

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          (Let's asume you have kids).

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          Not at all

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            I don't get it

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            Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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              They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

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              Honestly i would join you in the lifestyle

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                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                They will dread everything free

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                • K [email protected]

                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                  As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

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                  • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

                    Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you

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                    Sir Goldholz

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                      Sir Goldholz

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                      Yeah. Is not that bad

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                        Yeah. Is not that bad

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                        I'm just joking about you mistyping "surname"

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                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                          This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                          I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                          Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                            This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

                            I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

                            Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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                            My surname is basically the state of being drunk. Coming from a family full of alcoholics, that’s fitting.

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                              literally using my surname as my username RN

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                              Captain 🫡

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                              • K [email protected]

                                (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

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                                  (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                  As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.

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                                    Probably kinda normal tbh

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      If you prefer, we can make jokes about how you don't have a username(or a surname for that matter).

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                                      I do prefer that joke, yes, it's a classic.

                                      Eh? Eh?

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                                      • kescusay@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                        Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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                                        Hon hon hon

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                                          (Let's asume you have kids).

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                                          They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.

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